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Part One
Know Thy Enemy


The
Head
Honcho





Chief

 


Basic Physiological Differences

 

 

 

 

 




1) WHAT IS A BOSS ??

What are they made of?!  
What makes them tick ?!!  

For the definitive, no-holds-barred answer, check out these actual, scientifically verified
PHYSIOLOGICAL DIFFERENCES between Boss and Employee
...





Queen
Mean






The Big
Cheese



2) Ever wonder just what the hell qualifies your Boss to be a Boss?

It's a mystery no longer!

For the First Time Ever SEE the actual TOP SECRET APTITUDE TEST that your Boss had to pass to get their job!...


The
Captain

Bonehead Bosses



Larry Tate

3) Stunned and numbed by your Boss’ consistently stupid and downright boneheaded decisions?  

As you’ll soon see here, they’re sure not alone!...



The Head
Man



Don't Fear The Inferior!



Maestro
of  the
Mumbo-
Jumbo

4) So... Just how does that flaccid flimsiness (AKA "Boss"), get you to buy into their relentless B. S.?

Open this chapter to learn their SECRET and why your life would be so much easier if you simply DON'T FEAR THE INFERIOR!



The
Grand
Gorgonzola



Rate Your Boss!



Mr. Big

5) Having been shown beyond a shadow of a doubt that our idiot bosses have no business whatsoever rating OUR job performance, how'd you like a chance to Rate Your Boss?!

(And best of all, based on your input you'll see, once and for all, what job your Boss is REALLY qualified for)...


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Go To Part Two!!






Congratulations!

Having perused the previous Chapters, you now have a thorough understanding of just what constitutes that heinous freak of nature we call "Boss"...

Now the REALLY fun part begins!

Click  "Part Two" to learn all the secrets you'll ever need to OFF THE BOSS! >WITHOUT< Getting fired!


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Physiological Differences  |  Employer Aptitude Test
Bonehead Bosses   |  Don't Fear the Inferior!
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