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OFF THE BOSS
OFF YOUR BOSS ONLINE CONTEST!

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Important - Please note!

Welcome to OFF THE BOSS - TELL OFF YOUR BOSS ONLINE contest.

Yes, now you can use all your creative juices to let loose with everything you’ve always wanted to say to your boss. We know that in those private moments in your car going to work and coming home, or sitting in the booth in the bathroom (where, for some reason, the sounds and smells really make you think of your boss!), or in the middle of the night, when after another day of “boss-dumb” behavior, you find yourself staring at the ceiling and figuring out ANY way to make a living in a world where your boss no longer exists… in all these places you are thinking up that very special speech you’d love to tell your boss, if  only you could.

If only you just won the lottery, or Angelina Jolie or Bill Gates decided to adopt you, or if there was some way you just KNEW your boss couldn’t fire you!

Well, now is your chance! Just fill out the form below, and write down that well rehearsed speech of yours. We will get it right up to our award-winning OFF THE BOSS website, and put it up for a vote. And between just plain folks and our own very selected group of judges, we will select the best “offing” each month. The best “offing” will win the best selling “Off The Boss” Survival Manual, inclusion in the next edition, a special Certificate as the Top Boss Offer, and a chance to win a really amazing prize for the “Greatest Offer of the Year!” (We can’t tell you that prize yet, I mean, there’s way too much pressure as it is).

The Rules are simple: All “offing’s” becomes the sole property of “Off the Boss” to do with what we will. The Judges reserve the right, and in fact are instructed under penalty of having to watch the four hour “Director’s Cut” of “Gigli” strapped to a chair with their eyelids held open, to edit your “offing” for such words, or for real names or references that would connect the “offing” to any geographical area or specific workplace. But not to worry, besides these obvious changes, and the fact that you just can’t make any claims of any kind of physical harm to your boss (but please, think about it all you want!), your offing will be up there for all to read, and vote on... in all its offing glory!

Your e-mail address will be strictly confidential, and no one can ever connect you with the offing, which is why it’s important to give us a “code name” below. And besides, how can we give you all the cool award prizes if at least we don’t know how to contact you!
 

   
OFF YOUR BOSS ONLINE OFFICIAL ENTRY FORM