And best answered by the ancient legend of the infamous:
Stealing land at will, they
This feeling of inferiority
the Samarzees inflicted on
dictateto their neighbors who they
Clearly what had been their greatest weapon was nothing more than the work of a brilliant costumer whod developed what can only be described as the male equivalent of the Wonder Bra.
Their cod-pieces were really
Before that day was out, the once feared Samarzees
were overwhelmed and wiped out by the masses they had so deviously manipulated
for decades. The people vowing never again
the story shows, too often a boss
greatness is built on illusion. In the case
of the poor tribes of the Philippines, they
feared their bosses because the Samarzee
made them feel inferior.
But also as the story shows, if you look closely enough, youll see that things are not always what they seem. Until the day cod-pieces come back into style, the facade of choice for todays Bosses is that of
Power to hire and fire. Power to give orders. Power to control our lives and make it a living hell!
But, lets stop and look at this a moment.
Just what control do they really have?
Think about it. Their entire livelihood depends on the output of their workers. If you mess up -- its THEIR ass.
They can yell and intimidate and plead and bribe all they want. But in the end, they can not literally force you to do better (or worse, for that matter). So you see, you really have far more control than you ever imagined!
Think for a moment how pretty terrifying
But they cant.
Sure they can fire you and get themselves another driver, but theyre never sure what theyre going to get. They could think theyre hiring Mario Andretti only to find, theyve hired Mr. Magoo. For them, its one big crap shoot. 24 hours a day. Every day of their life.
Now you see why beneath their totally exaggerated, over-inflated, Cod-piece of Power lies the biggest monster of them all:
And you thought YOU had the exclusive rights on that monster! Hey, your personal Tasmanian Devil is NOTHING compared to that gut-gnawing creature lurking behind those beady little eyes of that boss of yours.
So next time you let your boss drive you so
crazy that you begin hallucinating that Swamp
Thing is living in your local Sizzler Salad bar, dont
forget that youre the one in the drivers seat.
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